Snowball surprise

When you cum into your girlfriend's mouth and she doesn't swallow. Then she goes in for a kiss and spits it back into your mouth. The ultimate hate fuck.

Yeah man, I broke up with Megan after she gave me a snowball surprise. What a cumguzzler.

by Gabracadabra October 13, 2018

Sock Surprise!

(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise

guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!

by james_m October 29, 2014

surprise black dick

When a guy who’s not black has a penis that appears dark or purple.

I went to give a white guy head and he had surprise black dick (SBD).

by Andres a June 11, 2024

Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.

Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.

by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011

Philly Surprise

When you go to a city expecting one kind of food experience and get a drastically different one

I went to Chicago banking on deep dish pizza but ended up having these bomb ass profiteroles! What a philly surprise!

by Barfmeister August 6, 2018

Hot coco surprise

The act of taking a hot runny dump in your buddies drink, and then yelling "Surprise!" after he/she drinks it.

Adam: Hay Bill! Take a sip of your hot coco surprise!

Bill: Damn! That taste like shit!

Adam: Surprise!

by Abel The Wicked December 16, 2008

Velvet surprise

When your moistened girl is riding your face and her periods starts just so that you experience a waterfall of red into your mouth.

Babe, you're really moist
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.

by PPhil24 April 21, 2020