Jax Jordan

Funny lookin guy

That’s a funny lookin guy oh wait it’s Jax Jordan

by anonymous October 20, 2021

Church Jordans

A new or favorite seldom worn pair of Air Jordans reserved for special occasions like a Wedding, Easter or Fancy occasion.

It's almost Christmas time so it's almost time to bust out the "Church Jordans" for Christmas Eve service.

by ewanders1 November 4, 2024

Evil Jordan baldy

A bald dark skinned fat guy who hates shirts and wears blue jorts and loves corndogs

Ugh Evil Jordan Baldy put a shirt on

by surVIV(E)al November 9, 2025

Jordan

Jordan is a very handsome man, he is able to make you look at him, and think “Holy shit, he is that mfing guy dawg”. What I’m trying to say is that Jordan IS HONESTLY JUST MFING HIM!, he’s always BEEN HIM, and and he will always BE HIM. Jordan is also loving, charming, and will never let you down, Jordan is just overall a great guy to be around.

“Hey have you seen that new guy Jordan?”

“Oh yes I have, that dude Jordan is honestly just him bro”

by Shut up guerra August 15, 2023

Jordan

Retarted faggot that likes vabbing

Vincenzo: you know that weirdo jordan
Jordan: Hey stop that before I start vabbing

by Jordanqueefs July 10, 2022

Michael Jordan

President of England America

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN

by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021

Jordan

This guy is a total bad ass. He does not wait the alloted 30 minutes to swim.

Jordan dangerous pussy. That's right his middle name is dangerous.

by Artcrimes August 10, 2021