Picking and scratching at your asshole with your index finger whilst jumping up and down yelling “Ooo, Ooo, Ahh, Ahh!”
My uncle Carl was doing the monkey pick in the back yard.
I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.
The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.
I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.
The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Get the Monkey Pickmug. by sicko111 October 10, 2007
Get the Stuffed Monkey mug. A girl in a bikini with a stray pubic hair popping out the side or top. Like a caged monkey with an arm reaching out of a cage at the zoo.
You are getting ready to go to the pool for the first time in summer. Your wife puts on her bikini and still has her Winter bush. You notice a stray pubic hair that she did not tuck in. You tell her "You look great, but you have a caged Monkey"
by Nagger Lover February 2, 2014
Get the Caged Monkeymug. an incredibly hairy and unkempt lady garden, resembling that of any primate found in the wild or captivity. usually accompanied by piss flaps like the side of a baboons face
by biggertom October 9, 2009
Get the monkey mingemug. Server 1: How did that 10 top of Canadians treat you?
Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%
Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.
Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%
Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.
by DamnCanadian July 27, 2011
Get the monkey rapedmug. A monkey kept for the purpose of Fluffing men before they go on stage...
Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....
Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....
by UndercoverOrca May 30, 2016
Get the Fluff monkeymug. by Jojobojoj May 25, 2019
Get the Murder Monkeymug.