jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)

Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!

by Bjørk December 25, 2024

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jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have one leg on the kitchen counter, one leg on the floor, both hands vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be covered in baby oil, and making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done completely in the nude. (excluding religious headwear)

Santa was bringing me presents but he went back up the chimney when he caught me “jerking it crazy style”!

by Bjørk December 25, 2024

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Crazy sock sunday

On crazy sock Sunday you do something illegal in you goofyest socks so everyone knows it’s a joke

Sock wearer-PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP NOW!
victim-*looks at socks* oh ok
Sock wearer-*unloads appropriately 30 rounds into the person shredding them to pieces*
Victim-that was a crazy sock Sunday

by Vitcum March 24, 2023

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Crazy Jazz

(a) exclamation of surprise

(b) expression of amazement
(c) Used to describe some mental goings on
(d) An awesome genre of music in it's craziest form

there's always time for crazy jazz!

by spookylealoo June 23, 2011

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