To offer fine or expensive alcohol to drink at a party after people are already drunk. Origin: When Jesus allegedly turned water into wine it was said to be good quality.
I thought I had another box of wine but I just have the good stuff. I guess we're drinking Jesus Style now!
by Mushnik December 19, 2017
by Normieroxanne July 08, 2018
by HARAMBE_IS_ALIVE September 18, 2016
Grand Marnier, an orange-flavored cognac-based liquer, 40% (80 proof). Labeled Jesus Nectar as it the only adult beverage suitable for Jesus. It has been foretold that if Jesus were to come back to earth, it would be to drink Grand Marnier and pop at bitches in the club parking lot.
Vincent: I need a drink. You need a drink? How about a fernet?
Jules: Fuck that noise, I only drink that Jesus Nectar.
Jules: Fuck that noise, I only drink that Jesus Nectar.
by Nerdrow November 09, 2010
literally just obi wan kenobi.
he looks like jesus.
he acts like jesus.
he is jesus.
he even has the high ground.
be like space jesus.
he looks like jesus.
he acts like jesus.
he is jesus.
he even has the high ground.
be like space jesus.
"its over anakin i have the high ground" - space jesus
"you underestimate my power" - fallen deciple
"you underestimate my power" - fallen deciple
by yeetus bazinga October 19, 2022
Noun
1. Euphemism for awkward Christian sex.
2. Christian dry humping
3. Mormon anal sex
4. A dance move done by Christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like Jesus on the cross. Then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. Palms facing forward.
Verb
-ed, ing
The act of doing any of the above
1. Euphemism for awkward Christian sex.
2. Christian dry humping
3. Mormon anal sex
4. A dance move done by Christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like Jesus on the cross. Then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. Palms facing forward.
Verb
-ed, ing
The act of doing any of the above
Dude, that Mormon girl; she's totally down for the Jesus Bump.
Yea, man, she was so uptight. But she let me Jesus Bump that.
Man, that Baptist girl was a freak. We did the Jesus bump and soaking.
Yea, man, she was so uptight. But she let me Jesus Bump that.
Man, that Baptist girl was a freak. We did the Jesus bump and soaking.
by Undercommons September 03, 2014
religious, but too religious. meet at hipster coffee shops and talk about israel and jesus over coffee.
by ahfdsafjiow October 23, 2017