parade head

Someone with a giant head.

Harvey: Look at that chick on the halftime show interviewing players.

Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.

by cut the cards January 18, 2023

chunk head

a chunk head is a fent user who is addicted to smoking chunk dope

smoking chunk dope aka knocking chunk causes an extremely strong and quick rush and euphoria followed by sedation

chunk head: man I'm hooked on knockin chunk out my fent piece

by peanut coke plug October 28, 2022

table head

A blowjob given from beneath a table.

I didn't notice Laura giving Dillon table head until I dropped my knife!

by Aideoghoi August 8, 2016

Straight Head

1. A goody-goody.
2. A sober person.

1. Man don't be a straight head...

2. Bro I've been a straight head all day.

by BERTBOY! September 21, 2019

head rash

The burning sensation that happens to the head of your penis while pressed up against the zipper of your pants for a long period of time

Judy, I got some serious head rash from our dry sex-capade last night

by RidiculousIsHe February 27, 2015

Hoagie to the head

Hoagie to the head is when someone knowingly or unknowingly tries to kill themselves with unhealthy practices of eating poorly and not taking care of ones body. This can include drinking, smoking, and other activities that are known the dramatically shorten ones life. Note, none of these practices can be illegal or purely looked down by society. But, normally when someone says this they are only including one not eating healthy and working out.
It is important to note that someone who is doing this may see a doctor like anyone else, but they have no plan or real care to take care of themselves.

Normal methods of suicide is looked down on, they can be very painful, they tend to have horrible things that happens if it doesn't work, and in many cases there is no backing out. While the "hoagie to the head" approach is mistaken for eating problems or non-suicidal methods. On top of this, this method tends to take so long that the person tends to be able to back out of it if their life gets better, the person can enjoy the foods they want, and it's common to hear about people dying from a heart attack or stroke.

Instead of a gun to the head, I'm going to die by hoagie to the head.

by crua9 August 27, 2017

fnf head

a term to use on a kid that thinks og newground characters was made by the fnf team

kid: hey is that pico from fnf?
person: no you fnf head

by Yoshi Dam May 27, 2021