The Shrimp Man

Half man half shrimp creature said to be living under Pompano Beach Pier since the late 1940’s. The story goes that when a 53-year-old construction worker died when making repairs on one of the old light posts half way out on the pier. He was electrocuted and fell into a swarm of shrimp and disappeared never to return again as human but as a deformed version with shrimp like appendages. It is said that numerous children fishing for shrimp bait have went missing over the years. Some say The Shrimp Man uses them as bait for his meals. The local Government has denied any likely hood of this happening but sources close to Pier officials say that there is a cover-up as to not upset tourism dollars. To this day, there have been hundreds of sightings.

The Shrimp Man and his shell, eat the entrails of a thousand child.

by ATSW November 2, 2009

Community Man

One who takes very special pride in assisting and communicating others in their community.

Community Man needs no pay, he helps those in his community out of the kindness of his heart, even if it not always well received.

For example Community Man might feel compelled to let a fellow driver know that their car gas tank was left open. Community Man might also inform a fellow driver that their turn signal or headlight wasn't functioning properly.

by post officer newman January 3, 2010

beta man

someone who dedicates their life to some sketty wench even though they cheat on him and can't be trusted

Xander knows Jenny cheats on him but he still goes back to her, he's such a beta man

by bignigga44 November 7, 2018

man seat

A man seat is a seat in a womens clothing store. Usually located near the changing room. In which a man can sit and rest while his girlfriend, spouse, or friend is in trying on large amounts of clothing.

Men tend to favor stores with man seats because they give opportunity's to rest while on long shopping sprees with their female companion.

*2 men Sitting on a man seat in a girly shopping store*

Guy 1: Oh sweet dude this store has a man seat
Guy 2: Yeah man I've been on my feet for like 2 hours
Guy 1: Oh dude you have the sweet life I've been walking round for 6 with no food!
Guy 2: Oh man you have the hard life

by King Chard July 21, 2007

chevy man

a man that will only drive or own a chevy

hey you want to drive my mustang?

hell no I'm a chevy man

by Matt Trotter February 19, 2009

Garbage Man

A guy who constantly picks up, or takes out, horrifically trashy women.

Adam: "Dude, I heard our mate Sam is trying to date that Mel chick again."

Jared: "No way... she's even more slutty than his ex!"

Callum: "Come on guys, just accept the fact that Sam's a Garbage Man, and we'll never mention this horror again."

by Jarrod, Adamn and Kellyum May 4, 2013

Dhar Man

A insperational dude who is great at wetting girls panties.

I just watched Dhar Man, and it was VERY cash money!

by jewsand2236 February 11, 2021