a bunga. And a bunga is DEFINED as cow shit... not bullshit a.k.a. the lies...
...GET it right!
The first time, that is...
...because you DO wrong instead of right..
...go fuck yourself in hell.
Signed
☆Satan
P..S. GUARAN-FUCKIN'-TEED there is ASTRONOMICALLY more cow shit in the world than there is lies...
...just kidding! Everything else IS A LIE.
From one extent or another.
How do I know this?
You'll never know!
Not because I won't just tell you...
Because I don't want to lose you or anyone else again...
Just kidding! You can't lose "friends"...unless they are filed in a missintg person's report.
And I would like to report myself as missing from everyone's lives...
...because everyone I know loves how refreshing I am... (at first!)
...then later they decide decide that I am worthless...
...then they stipped me of all of the same dignity I personally afford to all. And I answer the why. And I don't give a fuck what...
...because I cannot afford it...
...and i can't afford anymore politicized food...
...don't even get me started on the "water"...
...or the shelter, the clothing and love....
Defined ln th next sentence
...GET it right!
The first time, that is...
...because you DO wrong instead of right..
...go fuck yourself in hell.
Signed
☆Satan
P..S. GUARAN-FUCKIN'-TEED there is ASTRONOMICALLY more cow shit in the world than there is lies...
...just kidding! Everything else IS A LIE.
From one extent or another.
How do I know this?
You'll never know!
Not because I won't just tell you...
Because I don't want to lose you or anyone else again...
Just kidding! You can't lose "friends"...unless they are filed in a missintg person's report.
And I would like to report myself as missing from everyone's lives...
...because everyone I know loves how refreshing I am... (at first!)
...then later they decide decide that I am worthless...
...then they stipped me of all of the same dignity I personally afford to all. And I answer the why. And I don't give a fuck what...
...because I cannot afford it...
...and i can't afford anymore politicized food...
...don't even get me started on the "water"...
...or the shelter, the clothing and love....
Defined ln th next sentence
by Cypher Mode December 8, 2025
Get the Cow mug.A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.
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The antithesis of “no shit, Sherlock!” Used when someone asks you something you obviously wouldn’t know/ have no clue about. A cow would know just as much as you would if asked the same question.
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