spanking the muffin

having sexual intercourse. "Spanking" referring to the act of sex, "muffin" referring to the vagina

I was spanking the muffin all night, yo.

by xAngelx July 22, 2006

shankage

refering to the uglieness of a chick.

Dang that girl is shank. She has so much shankage she could shank the shankiest shanker.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie April 6, 2003

Spanktervision

A peeping tom who lives out of his VW camper van and frequents local beaches/hot spots spanking his pud while scamming on chicks.

Why pay 20 bucks for a show at the local peep show when you can get spanktervision at Ocean Beach for free???

by Sam and Chris January 16, 2007

klank spanking

A term used to completely insault a person which can not possible have a comeback as it was an incredibly overkill insault.

James: Fuck i droped my coke
Justin: You god dam mother fucking, cock sucking, homosexual, donkey fucking, rim job master of fucking retarded swamp donkey whore bag.
James: That was Klank Spankingtastic or
James: Klank Spanking to the max or
James: You Klank Spanked me bad or
James: Fucking Klank Spanking BITCH

by -=[TNC]=- October 14, 2005

spanked

When your really high see ripped

by Root January 8, 2003

To have "Spanked the monkey"

To have an alcoholic beverage

To have "Spanked the Monkey":

"Spanked the monkey much tonight Sam?"

"3, 4 times, yeah, this will be my 5th"

by John153637 September 8, 2008

shank

n. Shank Hall in Milwaukee based on Shank Hall from Spinal Tap; v. can be used in many ways, mostly as an exclamation, see below. Also associated with Gold Stars.

n. Let's go see the Umph at Shank Hall in Milwaukee! v. Shank you; Shankariffic; Shanktastic; Shankadelic; shankabulous.

by Evil Genius June 4, 2004