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Shanghai Slugger

Did you hear what Marco did to that chick last night?
No man, what did he do?
Finished up and hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
So he gave her a Shanghai Slugger?
Yep.
by xI extremist Ix September 29, 2008
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Marmasset Smuggler

A person who actively places furry animals into their underpants in order to hide them from the rest of the world.
Ever notice a person at the airport walking in a strange manner? this person is proberbly a Marmasset Smuggler and has 4 or 5 of the poor buggers stuffed in his pants. Customs will give you a hefty fine and a possible prison sentence.
by Curly Calamari September 29, 2008
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Fudge Smuggle

To engage in anal with one individual, then remove your shit-smeared appendage, and insert it in another individuals anus.
by Derik McKickyourass December 18, 2008
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Sweetart Smuggling

To violently force packaged Sweetarts (stick-style) into the anus and eat them at a later period. No lubrication used in process.
Josh:I just walked in on my brother to see him Sweetart Smuggling!

Katrina:That's disgusting dude!
by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010
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Nickel Smuggler

A lower belly bulge carried prominently beneath the belt line which makes a person appear as if they is trying to smuggle a bag of nickels in their pants.
"Did you see that nickel smuggler?"
by Johnny On The Slot September 30, 2011
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Semen Smuggler

Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.
Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."

Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"

Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"
by whiskey pack November 23, 2011
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Butter Smuggler

A gentleman who sodomises another gentleman with the aid of a dairy product.
Those damned butter smugglers across the way want to marry! Over my dead body!
by RH Bobby Sands MP January 15, 2012
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