getting completely hammered off of wine while playing mindsweeper all night long and telling any poor fool that comes in his way his life story.
also a slang term for: a douche bag with a huge forehead, no personality, the ablitity to fuck anything that comes in its way and walking really slow to every possible event.
also a slang term for: a douche bag with a huge forehead, no personality, the ablitity to fuck anything that comes in its way and walking really slow to every possible event.
Paul: Last night i got completely smithed after that wine bong.
Chris: Yea, you fucked that chick in the ass too..
Chris: Yea, you fucked that chick in the ass too..
by francie345 December 22, 2007
by Ralph o'rorke September 24, 2017
by Hot.Jesus March 29, 2022
When you are a six foot eight varsity basketball player and need your skinny five foot four friend to set you up with a girl and she agrees to go on a date with you but claims she has ACT tutoring and goes to a party.
by Terb01 September 28, 2020
"Did you see that? Dude made a joke about that girl and the other dude walked up and Smithed him hard!"
"He made fun of my woman so I Smithed that punk." "Who's funny now Bitch!"
"He made fun of my woman so I Smithed that punk." "Who's funny now Bitch!"
by Cozmo Kidd March 30, 2022
Person 1:Ay bro you talked to Creighton Wendell Smith in minute
Person 2:nigga who the fuck are you and why are you in my house
Person 2:nigga who the fuck are you and why are you in my house
by YRGkami April 10, 2020
a kid who used to be fat, loves to pee in cop cars, throws up a lot when drunk, you shouldn't feed him, dont let him smoke before games, his peepee is also v v v tiny and ges kinda ugly but its okay cause hes funny
by richardsmithh November 19, 2019