starwberry shortcake

a chick who gives alot of head and thinks she is good at it

banni is a strawberry shortcake!

by starfish February 18, 2003

shorny

a person who is short and horny; normally a male

Ryan, who is 4'9'', is one shorny kid.

by Brownlee April 21, 2008

shorny

When someone sees a really nice outfit or accessory and feels the need to shop.

Juwles: Oh my god! Did you see those Jimmy Choo's on that woman!? That makes me so shorny!

by juwles333 January 21, 2009

short n' curly surprise

when you shave your pubic hair over food that is then eaten by someone else without knowledge of the pubes

Let's shave our balls over the quesadillas and then serve them at the party for a short n' curly surprise!

by Ricksore September 28, 2008

Short-Term Facebooker

Someone who writes on someone's wall or comments on something on facebook and immeadietly forgets what he/she just said.

_ON FACEBOOK_

Rachael: "Happy hug a pianst day! *hugs *feels gross *hugs again"
Joel: "You feel gross when you hug me?"
Rachael: "umm, no, did I say that??"
Joel: "You're such a Short-Term Facebooker, rachael"

by theirishbeast777 February 12, 2010

short bus

the vehicle that the government protected classes of people choose to ride because their to ignorant to notice their own short comings.

ted: have you ever had to ride the the short bus, Bob?

Bob: not since I realized that getting any government welfare gets you nowhere.

by oldmountianman October 8, 2014

short sale

A real estate transaction better described as a total and utter pain in the dick. Like more painful than herpes and the clap combined on a humid August day.

This short sale has got me itching to blow my brains out.

by urbannamammajamma March 12, 2015