Floating Sausage

The act of filling a bathtub with water and bubbles, then sticking an erect penis through the top

"My sister came in to wash herself in the tub, but she got a nasty surprise when she saw a floating sausage sticking out from the bubbles."

by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019

happy sausage roll

When your so happy you sausage roll stands up.

Your happy sausage roll is standing up.

by Raman Packets November 21, 2019

So Sausage

A really solid citizen full of commitment
Source: Alexander Stevenson

“He’s so sausage he doesn't come off half cock”

by sizzlenodrizzle November 27, 2021

So Sausage

Someone who brings the sizzle not the drizzle

“He’s so sausage”

by sizzlenodrizzle November 27, 2021

Sausage Date

Where you invite a bunch of people to a gathering and only two dudes show up.

Where going to have a awesome rave but then it turned out to be a sausage date.

by johnstone337 July 21, 2017

Sausage Date

When a girl purposely goes on date with a guy with the intention to have sex with him. She goes on the date so as to appear not to be "too loose" or "forward" so that the guy won't get the wrong impression of her and so that she doesn't get a bad reputation. In reality, though, she only wants his hot body.

Sarah is going out with Josh this Saturday. It's a sausage date.

by seijaku April 17, 2013

Snowy Sausage

The act of snorting cocaine off ones dick

Man. Rebecca was wild last night. She hit my snowy sausage til she passed out!

by Jameson_Halen_W December 29, 2018