sloppy lunch

Someone who eats (or drinks?) cum for lunch.

Friend 1: Hey, what did you have for lunch?
Friend 2: I had a really sloppy lunch ;)

by jamalmother2318 June 13, 2022

Sloppy Bella

Where you dump someone then get them together with your friend to replace you

I gave that guy a sloppy Bella he's with Sarah now

by KingDicksionary September 14, 2019

sloppy glove

When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first

I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time

by master_thune February 04, 2010

Sloppy Randal

When someone breaks in but also breaks into your backside

Did you hear that Dave got a Sloppy Randal last night? The police never found the guy.

by Cringe22 July 27, 2022

Sloppy Trop

When you’re getting a BJ on a beach, when a coconut falls on their head and causes her to choke on your penis and violently vomit.

Dude my girl and I went to the beach and it was great until we had a sloppy trop incident…

by UngaBungaGooba June 12, 2024

Sloppy Bull

To lick someone else's saliva from testicles.

"Janice got with Randall after me? Hope she liked her Sloppy Bull."

by pseudonynemy January 31, 2015

Sloppy Cronkite

When two people try to get each other off, and the first one to get off says, "That was the way it was."

Hannity & Colmes were caught in a closet giving each other Sloppy Cronkites.

by Muddy Guy January 30, 2007