machete slapped

1) In old Mexican pueblos ( villages, small towns ) the local folks use the flatside of machetes to beat someone severely ( usually the boy got someone's female relative preggers, stole property, defiant to the local don, etc) but not to be killed only as living message to not disturb the peace.

2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).

3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.
Girl you glowing when we pass that taco hut stand! What?! You got machete slapped last night ?!

Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.
by Ev1lJRoyce December 30, 2013
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junkyard slap

When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out your dick covered in shit, and slap her in the face with it.
After i fucked her in the ass i gave her a junkyard slap.
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Bizatch slap

To bitch slap someone, but in their butt instead of their face. Usually done to a woman, horse, or a very unhappy man.
I bizatch slapped myself and got turned on.
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v-slap

To perform a fist bump or high five in celebration by slapping a woman's vagina.
We celebrated our win in flip cup by giving Karen a v-slap.
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Slapping caps

You’re slapping caps man, no way you slept with her
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Geek Slap

To be out geeked and then called out on it by another geek.
For example; "I haven't seen the big Lebowski" followed in a sarcastic tone " wow would you like to borrow it before the end of the next decade the first person responds with " did you just geek slap me?
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