sausage flogging

Beating your meat. Male masturbation.

I walked in on my brother sausage flogging yesterday.

by Josie Jubilee December 01, 2016

Schlitterbahn Sausage

When you wrap your mattress in a giant plastic tarp or cover, slather it with bodily fluids and feces, then slide across it like a Slip 'N' Slide.

Susan and I are going to stay in tonight and have a Schlitterbahn Sausage party.

by Slivel June 10, 2019

Floating Sausage

The act of filling a bathtub with water and bubbles, then sticking an erect penis through the top

"My sister came in to wash herself in the tub, but she got a nasty surprise when she saw a floating sausage sticking out from the bubbles."

by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019

happy sausage roll

When your so happy you sausage roll stands up.

Your happy sausage roll is standing up.

by Raman Packets November 21, 2019

So Sausage

A really solid citizen full of commitment
Source: Alexander Stevenson

“He’s so sausage he doesn't come off half cock”

by sizzlenodrizzle November 27, 2021

So Sausage

Someone who brings the sizzle not the drizzle

“He’s so sausage”

by sizzlenodrizzle November 27, 2021

Sausage Date

Where you invite a bunch of people to a gathering and only two dudes show up.

Where going to have a awesome rave but then it turned out to be a sausage date.

by johnstone337 July 21, 2017