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Rusty windmill

A windmill that's rusty
by Gaybe trinsin August 15, 2017
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rusty hanger

“Hey Tonya how was your romantic night with Tom?”
“Oh it was good except for the end of the night, he gave me a rusty hanger”
by Jackie540 September 30, 2017
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rusty slide

The act of sliding down a rusty slide.
by Faggnome420 May 5, 2018
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Rusty belt

Verb. To be whipped by a year old belt that was pissed on by a drunk ass girl as she was carried on a hairy boys shoulder
Don’t make me rusty belt u tonight dirty girl!
by Sharkster February 17, 2018
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rusty fiddle

Three gay men have a threesome. One man rides a cock and when the man whose cock is being ridden cums the third man licks all the juices off
Zack, Larry, and Bob are freaks. They do a rusty fiddle at least twice a week.
by AssLicker6968 February 20, 2018
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rusty cage

the master of the knife game song,master of demonetized content,
with his friend : mumkey jones, making some fuck up shit and some good songs like: the cuss word song , the noose song, white girls fuck dogs and the clasic the knife game song.
rusty cage : Let's learn how to tie a noose.
youtube: demonetized
rusty cage : it's just a song.
youtube: NO
rusty cage : now it's The Family - Friendly NOOSE Song.
youtube: good, i guss.
by D A B July 26, 2018
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Rusty Trombone

70+ answers, all repeating the same 3 wrong definitions.

The "ass eating while providing a handy" one comes closest, but it's still wrong.

Life Lesson: Less wrong is still wrong.

The correct answer is: A person giving a blow job while simultaneously reaching one hand, directly & with all due diligence, towards the recipient's reasonably ready & responsive rectum & inserting one or more fingers up the partner's ass, the desired effect being the added enjoyment of a prostate massage during the already pleasurable act of his penis being sucked.

The position & movement resembles the playing of a trombone much better & it's an easier sell should the perspective soloist be a bit hesitant.
Asshole 1: Dude, I was so coked up last night I couldn't even get it up so my nasty ass bitch slipped a couple of fingers up my ass while she was sucking me off & I nutted down her neck in like 3 min.

Asshole 2: Dude, that's called a Rusty Trombone & now you gay AF!

A1: Da'Fuq, ni66a, it was from a chick, so no homo.

A2: Don't matter, fingers up ya ass. Eww, & you enjoyed that gay shit too? You gay, ni66a, just come out, be loud & proud. Man, I don't give a fuck if you love dick, you still a homie. What, I said 'homie', don't start getting all butt hurt with m ... I mean, um, you know just ...
by ChuckgivenoFuck July 20, 2021
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