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russian crusty

When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.
Phil woke up with another Russian Crusty after Vlad's party last night.
by ibangurmum! August 20, 2018
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Russian Suicide

A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.
Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.
by headshotcraft February 20, 2023
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Russian virus

A new virus that's spreading across entire Europe.
"Hey, how's it going?"
"Привет, меня зовут Дмитрий."
"Damn, you got the Russian virus."
by perselakkuja184 October 21, 2023
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Russian Nesting Dolling

When your mom repeatedly hides stuff you use every day inside several decorative containers.
"Where is the ibuprofen ... why is it in here?! Stop Russian nesting dolling our whole house!"
by dietdrpete June 6, 2023
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Russian trombone

A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.
Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.
by Dead End Dale June 7, 2018
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tacts russian

An overly friendly russian that joins your raid group and proceeds to lay out battleplans, strategies and logistics. While initially nobody listens to him, the russians months of preparation eventually convince the group to follow his instructions. When it comes to the actual boss fight, the russians plans appear to be too complicated for mere mortals to comprehend. Only after after multiple attempts is the group able to slay the boss.
(no shoulders were dropped during the making if this defenition)
pass: wtf are these tacts?
poeticas: this is what the tacts russian told us to do, just roll with it.
by waltiger May 20, 2017
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Russian PC cooling

when instead of coolant in your water cooled PC you put vodka in it
Bob: I love water cooled PC's
Jim: I have one
Bob: Me to. where do you get you coolant from.
Jim: I don't use coolant, I do Russian PC cooling
by Lennon8tor December 14, 2019
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