Ring Card

A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.

"She is marrying him!? She is just doing it for the ring card."

by jambonsec April 21, 2015

Ring cushion

Giving a girl a ring to get in her pants but never having the intention to marry her.

Hey that chick I met last night would be a perfect candidate for a good old ring cushion.

by SunnySwizZz May 29, 2020

cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"

Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"

by Romandell October 22, 2017

Glit Ring

When a dude gets his ass clit pierced

"That chick wants to tug on my glit ring", "Let's go get our glits pierced" , "My glit ring's infected"

by MeatCooler February 9, 2010

Panini Ring

A cock ring made of Panini bread, specifically used during gay Italian sex, or just gay sex between men that wanna spice things up in the bedroom.

I ate the Panini Ring off my boyfriend's chode last night, it was the raunchiest sex we've ever had.

by The One True Material Gworl April 24, 2022

Elden Ring

When a guy cums in another guys mouth and then he spits it into the ejaculators ass and proceeds to slide his dick in. This formation of cum on his dick is known as an Elden Ring.

Bro, I got a sick Elden Ring last night. It was lit.

by Brauztin June 20, 2024

Elden Ring

When a guy cums in another dude’s mouth and then he spits it in the ejaculator’s asshole and proceeds to slide his dick in. This ring formation of cum is classified as an Elden Ring.

Bro, I got a sick Elden Ring last night. It was lit.

by Brauztin June 20, 2024