Daughter: *Makes healthy snack*
Dad: "Hey want me to go get some kfc?"
Daughter: "I just made this health snack that contains two of my five a day tho..."
Dad: "Thicc RIP"
Dad: "Hey want me to go get some kfc?"
Daughter: "I just made this health snack that contains two of my five a day tho..."
Dad: "Thicc RIP"
by Some Scottish Cunt July 23, 2019

joe: yo siivagunner uploaded another song rips
grand dad: omggg yayyyaayayusywavdbbghasbgdvvhgsaedjmahyfyfhjsad
grand dad: omggg yayyyaayayusywavdbbghasbgdvvhgsaedjmahyfyfhjsad
by blagagaahagahsguhfgdtbewfbcvfq April 24, 2025

by funnydoodle1 July 21, 2025

When you are in a public bathroom and to scared you will make noise so you flush and let the shit explosion commence.
by Funnylmao October 20, 2017

When someone does the action of ripping off a mans penis. Stuffing it through his body, and fucking him invertedly through his anus.
by Macar0n January 6, 2023

Little Jew Billy needed to be circumcised but his family couldn't afford it. They went for cheaper alternatives. A rip off.
by L30N June 3, 2020

3 words Coffeezilla and Amish Patel begin their 'The Drip' podcast on their YouTube channel of controversial topics and vocalise their thoughts and opinions to their audience. Sharing news, wisdom, advice and dare I say push you to think for yourself on things worth questioning.
by pinkmonstra December 21, 2021
