purple zygote 

when a guy gets poison ivy on his penis, the penis then transforms into a purple zygote

i now have a purple zygote

purple zygote by SLICK429 December 25, 2008

purple top hat 

A word robbie uses to get pigmys off his top hat. He runs wild in africa.

"Get those pigmys of my tophat"

purple top hat by William March 31, 2004

Purple Crayon

The insertation of a sexual instrument, preferably purple and of a crayon nature, into one's anal orafice, along with a wet wipe (optional)

I used that purple crayon well last night. I did it eleven times and reached climax four times.

Purple Crayon by Morthsaal May 16, 2016

purple purse 

code for purple sanatry towel, given by my old teacher who found one and thought it was a purple purse

"who has dropped their wee purple purse"

purple purse by BAbsy June 21, 2006

Purple Vagina Plush Toy 

an insult for a very hairy woman

i slept with this girl who was like a purple vagina plush toy.

Purple Vagina Plush Toy by BDawg30301 March 10, 2009

Purple Palace 

The vaginal cavity of a white female that only accepts purple crayons.

I don't have a shot at her because she has a purple palace between her legs.

Purple Palace by Rynesdad April 10, 2016

Purple-Steve 

A purple steve is a sex position.
When you perform a "purple steve" you will need a under aged girl. Preferably ages 5-8. Then you will spray your hand with pepper spray and icey hot. Then you will dip that same hand in purple paint thus giving the name purple steve and you will insert that hand in the central area of the uterus. And to finish the Purple Steve you will cut open the sides of her vagina and exert cum into the open wounds.

Wow id like to give her a Purple-Steve.

Purple-Steve by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016