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Reflexive Property

The useless property in division that often follows an alliterative phrase such as 'hippity hoppity'. This property tends to leave spots in the brain called brainfarts that prevent further logical thinking.
'HIPPITY HOPPITY, REFLEXIVE PROPERTY'
'THE REFLEXIVE PROPERTY IS DEBATED AS THE MOST USELESS PROPERTY
by ToshibaLtd January 22, 2018
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pretty propel

a person of any gender who is physically very attractive; eye candy.
person 1: wow look at that lady at the receptionist desk
person 2: yeah she’s a pretty propel
by A pretty cool propel June 15, 2018
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pretty propel

a person of any gender who is physically very attractive; eye candy.
person 1: wow look at that lady at the receptionist desk
person 2: yeah she’s a pretty propel
by A pretty cool propel June 15, 2018
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A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.
Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!
by tmax805 August 25, 2018
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A Proppa Rodney

A Proppa Rodney does pretty much any daft thing because you love it, and as we all know, to live is to love, as air to breath
He's been a proppa Rodney, acting up fer that gurl, he must love er- Jack
by BrownDante September 4, 2018
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inverse-proportion of business-minding

Refers to a "it would be humorous if it weren't serious" social truth: if someone habitually sticks his nose in where it doesn't belong, his OWN life is usually gonna be in total shambles --- in other words, he's so busy minding OTHER people's business that he doesn't have any time or energy left to mind his OWN business properly!
A good way to determine if a self-proclaimed "vigilante of morality/diligence" is truly “caring ‘n’ helpful” is to view da overall status of da loudmouth's OWN life --- if he’s merely a grumpy loner whom da locals mostly avoid, then he's probably just a classic example of da inverse-proportion of business-minding; he merely wants to "feel important for five minutes". Reminds me of dat arrogantly-righteous and absurdly-overzealous young lawyer I once saw on TV, and who was actually bringing criminal charges against teenagers who were merely having intimate relationships. Many of da teens --- and even some of da parents, much as they themselves disapproved of pre-marital sex --- felt dat da sniffy-Puritan attorney was grossly overstepping his bounds. Yet when da interviewer asked him da most obvious question imaginable --- whether HE HIMSELF had ever sought sex from a girl during his OWN teenage years --- he suddenly got snootily offensive, and huffily monotoned back with, "Sir --- I will be compelled to terminate da interview if this line of questioning is pursued." HA --- looks like da only real reason for his being such a litigious a**h**e was dat either HE HIMSELF was privately embroiled in some paternity suit and/or sexual-misconduct allegations and so he wished to appear fiercely-moralistic to seem innocent of any wrongdoing, or else he was merely JEALOUS of da hot young studs in da neighborhood who were "getting lucky" with all of those "cute 'n' juicies" sweet-sixteens!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Yung Prophet

Also known as Jacob E. He’s a fucking amazing ass guy basically.
Some normie: Hey do you see yung prophet over there?
Some other normie: Yeah dude I’m not gay but I’d suck his dick
by Yung_prophet November 15, 2018
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