paper

some thing you wipe your end with

I use paper to wipe my bum

by Lebas goofy ahhh March 5, 2022

Great on Paper Couple

NOUN: When 2 people seem like a perfect match: they have a lot in common, are both attractive, have mutual friends...just no sexual chemistry.

I set up my cousin and my best friend, but it turns out they are just a Great on Paper Couple. Too bad, because I think they're perfect for each other and it would really work out for me.

by Sisters from Another Mister January 12, 2026

Paper Skeleton

An alternative name for a bureaucrat.

Person C: "Who's the suit"
Person A: "This paper skeleton has been sent in by the district"

by Jorjor137 January 27, 2026

Toilet Paper Gutfish

The act of accidentally fingering your asshole due to thin ply toilet paper

Jeff looks like the kinda guy to Toilet Paper Gutfish himself for fun.

by Mungo fungo February 20, 2026

Got my Papers

You are so high, they have you papers (contract) to explore space from being so high.

I got my papers last night while we smoked.

by Zalakie February 22, 2026