Pardoel packing 

Named after someone notorious for last minute packing, Pardoel packing is the act of packing by throwing all of your belongings into a suitcase willy nilly. Actually scratch that. A suitcase implies planned packing, most likely some bags for life, maybe even bin liners will be involved.

Although Pardoel packing is time efficient the risk factor for forgetting important items such as passports is incredibly high.

If you are expecting a known Pardoel packer in your home be prepared to stock large quantities of toiletries such as toothbrushes, deodorant and shampoo as most space will be saved in the case for either extravagant cosmetics and perfume or more likely gifts from the duty free for you.

Those who partake in Pardoel packing tend to be the most wonderful of humans who are simply lacking in general organisation so do welcome them into your hearts and homes*.

*However if you have "Monica-like" organisation it is generally advised that you don't welcome Pardoel packers into your home. Your efforts to change their habits will be futile and will most likely drive you crazy.

Kellie: Have you packed for the holiday yet?

Ellie: No, I'm just going to do some Pardoel packing right before we go. Who has time for pre packing!?

Pardoel packing by Pardoel packing May 29, 2016

Meat Packet 

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.

Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.

Informally:

Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."

Meat Packet by hippigorilla April 26, 2020

total package 

A guy or girl who has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.

It's rare to find someone that has the total package.

total package by ??? August 5, 2003

johnny package 

n. A generic term that refers to any bland airheaded male, like a frat boy or underwear model. His signficant other is named "Muffy Imeasy."

Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy over there at the GAP.

johnny package by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

Discord Packing 

When 2 people get in a call and engage in these actions, Joke for Joke, Stamina, Loud mic blazing, and Picture Packing. These are roasting sessions that will usually have a crowd watching and will vote for the winner.

So you wanna talk about me? get in vc and let’s get to the Discord Packing

Discord Packing by LORDSENJI May 10, 2021

cracking and packing 

Teen drug trend whereby teens hollow out a cucumber, fill it with crack and put it in their anus to absorb it faster.

Leighton spent his weekend Illing, cold chilling, maxing, relaxing, kicking it, flipping it, running it hot, hitting it raw, cracking and packing.

cracking and packing by Celso_Barese April 11, 2017

Columbian Care Package 

When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.

Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death

Columbian Care Package by mrrogersdick August 21, 2013