poo stamped

when a man or a women shits hot diahrrea, then rubs their ass in it and stamps shit prints on objects or even people as a practical joke.

Last night, we pulled the best prank on Jake. Kyle poo stamped his bed, couch, and his sink hahaha so gross!

by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013

bonus poo

Bonus Poo-
That little something extra when you have already finished wiping and realized "Oh shit... more shit!"
It's like a gift from your ass.

"Hey John I just got done takin' a shit, I got lucky, had some bonus poo!"

by MechaOmniKami January 14, 2014

split poo

A drunk bitch shits in a tub with a g string on .

Did she just split poo all over herself ? Gross !!!!

by Omg that girl January 28, 2014

poo waft

Abbrev. PW The foul smelly breeze created when engaged in a sexual act with a female who is on all fours (see doggystyle) and a change in air pressure results in air being sucked in, and subsequently out, of the anal cavity

"I love the smell of poo waft when she's on all fours"

"How'd you go with Belinda last night?"
"All good - did her doggy, but she had the PW's that would make you faint!!"

by MrCretin April 23, 2014

negative poo

Apparently not that rare phenomenon when you weigh yourself up, then you take a shit, weigh yourself again and you notice you are slightly heavier than you were before the act.

The ultimate negative poo, in turn, is when you actually weigh yourself up during the act and you see yourself gaining on weight on the scale.

- Cannot be. Right before shitting it was like 170 lbs and now its 175!
- Negative poo at its finest.

by krd April 18, 2014

Poo Licked

When your dog licks it's ass then licks you.

I was over at Jack's house, and his golden retriever poo licked him right in the mouth!

by Aw1798 May 9, 2014

poo grit

The leftover itchy essence of poop that wasn't properly wiped off. Not enough to make a skid mark.

I gotta use a wet wipe after pooping or I get mad poo grit.

by poopsandwich November 12, 2014