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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 9, 2025

.9.Pelvic Meat Are The Print Of A Forehead.9.

.9.Pelvic Meat Are The Print Of A Forehead.9.

.9.Pelvic Meat Are The Print Of A Forehead.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 9, 2025

Hugo Pelkonen

A male who often illustrates individuals in a flamboyant manner, taking great inspiration from Hirohiko Araki. Most "Hugo Pelkonens" require a constant stream of Berserkers donated to them, to tame a Hugo Pelkonen is to shorten their supply of Berserkers

Look at the detail on that drawing of a dick, a real Hugo Pelkonen must have drawn this!

by gundoes October 16, 2025

Petting the pelican

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013

Pull a Pelican

To take an amazingly artistic picture of an ordinary scenery.

Jorge: Look at this awesome picture I took of that building.
Pedro: It's not bad, but you didn't pull a pelican.

by omestrepepe October 31, 2016

the spanish pelican

Similar to the Jerry Bruckheimer, but with more feathers, and in Spanish.

After performing an unusually avian version of the Jerry Bruckheimer, the crowd fell silent except for faint whispers of 'El Pelicano'. This was indeed The Spanish Pelican.

by El Pelicano December 8, 2016

Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD)

• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.

OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017