King of Hearts

Similar to the "King of Spades", it is a white male that usually leads the "Queen of Hearts" (A female of any race who almost exclusively dates white men), who are themselves usually followed by a "Jack of Hearts" (A male of any race who likes to be dominated/cucked by white women/men)

"Jeff sure loves to talk about his bedroom conquests. He says he's become a real King of Hearts"

by R3V3N4NT October 19, 2025

well bless your little heart

To tell someone thank you very much for pointing out their own mistake.

Person A: "You've got some toilet paper stuck on your shoe".
Person B: "Well bless your little heart".

by FinnishSuperman June 3, 2011

playing on my heart strings

If someone is trying to make you feel sorry for them, especially with the intentions of getting something from you, they are “playing with your heart strings”.

My buddy must be broke again; he called me “playing on my heart strings”. That’s his favorite way to get money without even asking.

by MachTool October 4, 2022

Heart zoned

The phrase given to the special zone an ex is placed in reference to the fact that she ain't having sex with him anymore but still wants him to come over to help when she need a man to do the job.

Ex boyfriend..:: "Hey man I'm gonna go help my ex with her heater."
Good friend...: ".Bro.... you gonna leave early to go help your ex. She did you wrong man. "
Ex boyfriend...:"I know. But she says I hold a special place in her heart. So maybe there is still a chance"
Good friend...:"no homie.... you have been heart zoned. There is no going back and getting the pudenda after that. !!"

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by P.Marthafocker January 20, 2025

Palm hearts

The fake food courtney made up to seem cool to her Madlad peers.

"Yo wtf courtney is making up fake things to go with her raw brussel sprouts and mustard again !! Palm hearts!!Lmao!!" -Fraz probably

by Liam"Dirty dog" Smeglar July 11, 2023

Take it to Heart

To be (deeply) hurt by criticism from someone.

On the morning after Taylor and Carl's acrimonious break-up, Taylor felt terrible for her downright venomous attitude towards Carl and hoped that he didn't take it to heart. But alas, he did; that morning, he was found dead in an apparent suicide.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021

International heart day

Aka Valentines day.

1. The one day of the year where you must do something special for your significant other.

2. A special day where festivities involving hugs, kisses, chocolate, and flowers are involved.

3. The time when a little baby in diapers shoots you in the ass with a heart tipped arrow. You are then expected to be overflowing with love, not pain.

It's international heart day today! WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE?

by InjuredBuscuit March 2, 2011