Poof Ninja

A Poof Ninja is another term for stupid looking female that jus woke up, and is extremely pissed off at the world. She has ninja abilities cause she is a karate master, and knows many major pressure points on the human body. The "poof" is for the marshmallow "poofness" her face looks like after having 3 hrs sleep cause of all the wild sex from the previous night.

Evan: Hey that chick sure looks like a poof ninja.

Ran: Hey poof ninja, wanna go get a facelift to fix ur face.

Arash: I love my poof ninja soooo much. vai

by Antal101 December 21, 2009

ninja vanish

When you get a solid fart brewed up, fart into your cupped hand and throw it into your friend's face.

While performing said action, exclaim "Ninja, vanish!!!" in a loud, possibly Asian accented voice. While your victim is blinded by your noxious gift to the face, get the hell out of there like a ninja.

As I got up from the couch, I managed to corral a solid fart into my hand and Ninja Vanish Darla, escaping before she realized what had hit her.

by the macstablishment July 6, 2011

techno ninja

The above description is accurate only to a point. It is clearly referencing the period of time known is PCN or Pre Chuck Norris. These silly fools were no match for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris Killed the remaining ninja by sneezing on him. The blast blew the ninjas flesh off his bones. Then check went back to the dimension these silly fools came from and stayed there until his cold was over.. There were no survivors.

Since This time Chuck Norris has been refferd to by the people of asie as the last great techno ninja.

Yo Jack this kung foo movie is dope but these fools aint no techno ninjas!

Yea these bitches cant handle the truth!

by Steve Norris March 22, 2007

Ninja Unicorn

When a guy wears a strap on around his head and runs toward his chick from across the room. He then jumps at hear with the strap on heading toward her nether region.

Dale was trying to Ninja Unicorn some chick last night and we saw her run and scream from his boat.

by NWFHA July 23, 2009

ninja bike

An idiotic and naive reference to any motorcycle that resembles the famous line of motorcycles from Kawasaki. More accurately termed sportbike. Sometimes called crotch rocket as well. Often inaccurately lumped together as a group of any non-cruiser motorcycles.

Dude:Hey baby you wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle
Chick: That depends, Is it a Harley or a ninja bike?

by Rob March 3, 2006

Yard Ninja

Noun - A short ninja, around two feet tall, that reside in the yard in the night time. They continually stare into the windows of the residents house, as a voyeur, giggled in the background. If a person is vigilant enough, they can catch them in action. Yard Ninjas are weak against the common porcupine, but cannot be killed by one. Yard Ninjas originated around the 1300's AD, when they were discovered trampling on the grave of William Wallace

I caught me a Yard Ninja last night, bugger had 13 of my collectable Pez dispensers.... I'm gonna buy me some guard porcupines..

by The Dylanatron December 24, 2010

ninja trolling

Term first used by YouTube user Onision when voicing his frustration with his viewers who called him a rape apologist when he made remarks like, "It's not rape if the woman is intoxicated" and "It's not rape if the couple is married" and attempted to fall back on the many instances where he said flat out that rape is wrong. Apparently, he's one of those internet users who thinks he's never wrong and doesn't tolerate the slightest constructive criticism. So anybody who dares to offer constructive criticism is trolling him.

"Daaaaaamn!!! F***ing ninja trolling. F***ing ninja trolling dude! Kicking Onision's ass with ignorance, yo!"

by That Guy on That Show August 6, 2014