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Monkey Swordplay

A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth
Yo Andrew, wanna play Monkey swordplay? If so, don’t forget to freeze your poop.
by Ben Dover Hugh April 29, 2020
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monkey raped

Server 1: How did that 10 top of Canadians treat you?

Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%

Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.
by DamnCanadian July 27, 2011
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Crease monkey

Worker: can I have the afternoon off to go to my gyne appointment?
Manager: Sure. Visiting the vage mechanic again?
Worker: yeah. Time to let that crease monkey get a good look under the hood.
by Urban_Filth November 15, 2012
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Fluff monkey

A monkey kept for the purpose of Fluffing men before they go on stage...

Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....
Where's that dam fluff monkey... I've got 45 seconds to get fluffed???
by UndercoverOrca May 30, 2016
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Wet monkey

When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.
While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.
by Filibuster September 26, 2018
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Dumpster Monkey

A person who is not discriminating as to the location where they engage in sexual intercourse.
I banged that Dumpster Monkey by the trash bins behind Chi Chis.

I picked up a two dollar dumpster monkey by the sewage plant.

She looked hot in the club but she was just another dumpster monkey
by Dwain wain November 11, 2011
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Monkey Boy

A cheeky, fun-loving, frivolous, cantankerous, light-hearted person who might not take themselves (or others) seriously for some of of the time.
Don't take him too seriously - He can be a bit of a Monkey Boy ...
by Will_87 February 2, 2017
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