A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth
by Ben Dover Hugh April 29, 2020
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Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%
Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.
Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%
Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.
by DamnCanadian July 27, 2011
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Manager: Sure. Visiting the vage mechanic again?
Worker: yeah. Time to let that crease monkey get a good look under the hood.
Manager: Sure. Visiting the vage mechanic again?
Worker: yeah. Time to let that crease monkey get a good look under the hood.
by Urban_Filth November 15, 2012
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Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....
Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....
by UndercoverOrca May 30, 2016
Get the Fluff monkey mug.When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.
While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.
by Filibuster September 26, 2018
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I picked up a two dollar dumpster monkey by the sewage plant.
She looked hot in the club but she was just another dumpster monkey
I picked up a two dollar dumpster monkey by the sewage plant.
She looked hot in the club but she was just another dumpster monkey
by Dwain wain November 11, 2011
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by Will_87 February 2, 2017
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