Michael moment

The moment when you see a Michael and you question your sexuality, because the sheer amount of sex apeal coming from a Michael is to much to withstand.

I just had a Michael moment. I think I like dudes now.

by I fucking hate jay January 1, 2021

Michael Jackson

a singer and a dancer nicknamed “The King Of Pop”

holy shit IS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON

by loveybovey May 29, 2021

Stfu Michael

Actually Michael stfu

stfu Michael ur annoying

by Heshhe June 21, 2019

Michael Barrel

The red explosive fuel barrel found in shooter games and films. Explodes when shot upon often causing massive casualties to surrounding enemies in the area. Extremely volatile and prone to detonation regardless of the caliber and/or explosive qualities of the shot. Named after the action director Michael Bay

"Shit they've got us surrounded and flanked!"
"Over there, shoot that Michael Barrel!"
*shoots with 9mm parabelum*
*BOOM*

by Lazengan July 29, 2016

Fat Michael

he's fat

fat michael is very fat.

by underratedotter June 12, 2018

Michael Pearce

When someone is ugly and mean and gross and homphobic and has beef w d1 ku.

“Wow you’re being such a Michael Pearce today!”

by Mckyp123 March 3, 2022

Michael Ravallo

Just about the sweetest guy you could ask for. He’s a great friend who makes me feel special. Being the new kid at school is hard but not with someone who is as caring, courageous, and wonderful as meeks. He’s the type of man you want your daughter dating or the type of guy you want watching your cats while you go away. He is all in all a wonderful, smart, beautiful man.

friend one: “Is that Michael Ravallo?!”
friend two: “Yes, you can tell by how generous he is”

by mel00000 October 24, 2022