Michael banes

The best basketball player ever

It's Michael Banes

by TheLuckter June 26, 2023

Michael's house

Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.

Let’s fight over Michael's house, as we are the pettiest of motherfuckers.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Michael Jefferson

A musical icon who will be a little boy forever like peter pan
loves climbing trees and his son blanket
Ignorant if u dont climb trees
Hee Hee
SHAMONA
(south park)

Michael Jefferson: Blanket my beautiful blanket

by ayeshaeroticaa March 29, 2023

Michael Lara

Michael Lara is a jacked Asian-loving man. Who loves to go to the gym and make ice cream. He also loves to play Rainbow six siege with younger men by the name of: Dustin Rigby, Eli Keeling, Garrett Gonzalez, Keagan aka holoisdiff, and Gavin Speedling.

Michael Lara loves to play with underage men on Tom Clancy's Rainbow six siege.

by Hot Asian Women October 22, 2023

michaels rizz

A mythical phenomenon that people have claimed to see but is not actually real

person 1: Is that michaels rizz?
person 2: Don’t be silly, there’s no such thing.

by rizzologyPhd April 21, 2023

Michael Vega

This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.

boy: hey Michael Vega what’s up how was your weekend?

Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked

Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending

Michael: *Dies*

by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019

Michael Jackson

Most loved and best person in the whole motherfucking world. Anushka, Natania and Laura are jacksons.

He deserves justice.

Michael Jackson ruled the world.

by Yomamaisyomama November 10, 2021