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s-mess

Girl: Hey, why didn't you reply to my s-mess?
Boy: Because I don't like you.
by Celebi+ September 2, 2011
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Dresser Messer

Verb The act of defecating shitting in a dresser or other place. Especialy, but not limited to, the socks and underwear draw.
1. Any place in which some one stores their clothes. ie. beurau, chifferobe, suitcase drawer etc. can all be devestaded by a well placed dresser messer
2.I left a mean dresser messer in the master bedroom of that house party last night.
by Eshmack September 29, 2011
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Multiway Messaging

When two people go through many different mediums of communication (e.g., texting, IMing, facebook) to talk to each other. This phenomenon tends to happen a lot in this world where we have so much technology and social networking sites available to us.
"I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies"

"I texted my friend so she emailed me back so I facebooked her and she tweeted me so I IMed her and then she called me. Multiway messaging FTW."
by LiveXAndXLearn February 3, 2012
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self-message

A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are

a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"

"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
by Portmaguese July 13, 2012
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self-message

Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector
Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.

Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children
by Portmagee October 27, 2012
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dairy mess

When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.
Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day
by capn' crunch February 7, 2014
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absolute mess

when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.

the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.
'I seen your man (TQ) in an absolute mess outside the bar on Sunday'
by jamiej13 May 28, 2014
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