may 11

A dumb fucking bafoon is born on this day.

Girl: Why is she so dumb?

Other Girl: She was born on May 11th.

by bakedbeangus October 29, 2019

May 7th

The day when sHit happens and the miss on your roof judges you and sends it’s email to the moss god which reigns over the religion with the ivory bear jr god

Fuck me iTS May the seventh

The worst/holiest day of the year

May 7th

by Moss god October 21, 2019

9th of may

Its national slap ass day and all the dudes get to slap that sweet feminine ass. Especially girls called caitlin

Omg dude I cant wait for the 9th of may!

by 146q852627 May 8, 2020

sadie may

A girl who can not fight, but is always telling someone to square up. She also always has several guys hitting her phone up at once.

Sara: look what he just sent me
Jasmine: don't be a Sadie May

Sara: square up
*gets beat up*

by GoatT February 22, 2015

May 11

Happy birthday Josephine just remember to watch your back I wish you the best from your friend

it’s May 11 remember to tell Josephine to watch her back

by Brilliant Barnes February 28, 2020

May 30th

National Lena 'Tracer' Oxton day. The most important day in the year, where everyone pays attention to their favorite brit. This includes Hugs, kisses, compliments and hardcore sex. All hail Tracer

"Oh my god I forgot today was May 30th, national Tracer day and now i'm being hung for my crimes against Humanity!"

by Not Lena Oxton May 29, 2020

kaitlyn may

Some dumb bitch dating a hobbit

Yo for like 3 months I Kaitlyn May’d

by Kaitlyn May hater July 14, 2020