magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.

Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(

by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010

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Magic Dino

Swag and cool fella with a big penis and has tons of women on his cock all the time

I love Magic Dino he is so cool

by Magic Dino April 26, 2021

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A sex position usually used in orgys. It involves a man or woman (with a strap on dildo) to insert their penis/dildo up the anus of the person in front of them, the person with a penis/dildo in them will proceed to insert their penis into the person in front of them. This will repeat until it forms a line.

Hey Steven, want to do the Magic School Bus with Stephen, Claire, Marcus and I?

by BBQ Sauce Dad October 21, 2020

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Chaos Magic

A power that neurodivergent people seem to have where chaotic events happen all around them, like storms, fires, and explosions. The person themselves may or may not be directly affected, but they seemingly have nothing to do with causing the events, theoretically.

Hey, I just survived a tornado, a mass shooting, a bomb, and a car crash all in one day. It's part of my chaos magic.

by anonymous June 10, 2025

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