Slack jacking

When someone takes over a thread on the Slack messaging app for their own purpose

I was talking to Mark in the update channel in Slack and the entire sales team decided slack jacking would be a good idea to discuss how to sell it.

by FRITGuru September 24, 2025

Colby Jacking it

Putting a slice of Colby Jack cheese in your hand, beating your bros dick with it, nutting in it, and then eating it together.

Me and bro were Colby Jacking it together last night.

by GoyimGoblin October 28, 2025

Man Jacking

The act of giving a man a rub and tug in a car and stealing his car keys in the process

"Anyone seen Ken?"

"He's probably out in the parking lot Man Jacking another hapless victim."

by Archibald_The_Great December 3, 2025

not jackin

another way of saying not fucking with

typically the individual one is “not jackin” is a fat, ugly, chopped chungus bitch or a dickrider who gets no play

as well known for being a groupchat with individuals who be hating

bri “bruh did u see the girl trying to fw him

amanda “don’t worry he not jackin her”

by princessvodka December 21, 2025

dos-e-jacking

the act of two males locking their arms as if they were dosi-doing but then reaching over to grab their penises and masturbate

bro1: dude i totally want to jack right now
bro2: yea bro so do I
bro 1: i have an idea we should go dos-e-jacking
bro2: yea good idea here give me you're arm

then they proceed...

by little100bush April 14, 2010

Post Traumatic Jacking

After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.

Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.

by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015

Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016