A condition that leaves its host in an anxiety driven state; often going on rants about the government and a variety of conspiracy theories. The effects of going gailan crazy worsen with the consumption of alcohol and other drugs. Some may get violently horny so wear an extra pair of underwear to be safe. The infected are known to be extraordinarily talented and impossibly attractive.
by Jan a lammin April 19, 2018

by Goofynigga123 May 14, 2024

I'm crazy, I have delusions of grandeur.
by Bryn Benn September 1, 2020

by naydalicious_ July 31, 2023

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.
This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)
This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)
Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!
by Bjørk December 24, 2024

by Sugar pie eater. April 3, 2020

this term originates from a man named robert card who shot up a bowling ally and was a bit crazy in the head so if you or someone you know is acting a bit deranged you can call them a crazy card
person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”
by y0urM0M.€om October 27, 2023
