smart like tractor

Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.
Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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hanging like a noose

A description of the state of being extremely hungover. Extreme state of hanging, emphasised by the comparison to the function of a noose
I drank soooo much last night and I'm absolutely dying today. I'm hanging like a noose
by teamon December 20, 2011
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chillin like a ville'n

Refers to the state of ultimate boredom when you are engaged in time wasting activities on Facebook such as Farmville, Frontierville, and all the other "villes".
Brett: Dood that party last Friday was awesome! I thought I would see you there.
Steve: Na man, I didn't get invited. I was just chillin like a ville'n in my dorm room.
by Brett Hull June 24, 2010
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Farting like a trooper

The phenomenon of having large amounts of methane build up, usually after a big night of drinking “Tooheys New” (an Aussy beer) causing one to repeatedly let out sizable farts, usually of an excessively pungent nature. One should be careful not to “follow through” the fart and begin “Sharting like a trooper”
"Damn man, Chabs had a big night on the piss last night huh?" "Yeah man she's been farting like a trooper all day"
by RobMF October 09, 2008
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feel like ass

feel like ass- usually occurs when being sick or the morning after after a kick-ass party. feeling like ass is to feel down, shitty, etc..
hang-overs, symtoms of the flu and cold and a massive puke factor are ways of feeling like ass; " hey man we should go out and party tonight, i heard they're going to have some sick shit there" " nah.. i'm good, i've got a hang-over from last night and i can't stop barfing. i feel like ass."
by nicole renae February 13, 2006
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stuck like chuck

to be shit outa' luck...cant win for losin'
I didn't make parole again I guess i'm just stuck like chuck
by boss March 27, 2005
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chillin like a villian

Seems that no one knows how this originated so let me break it down. It first appeared on the saturday morning cartoon Batman, where Batman approaches Freeze and Mr. Freeze says im chillin like a villan, hence why he was chillin (literal definition).
Batman: Freeze what are you doing?
Mr. Freeze: chillin like a villan
by djnick November 04, 2003
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