excuse my french

what yokels say before they utter a 'cuss word'
by Jacques Chirac November 02, 2003
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french my asshole

french my asshole means for a guy to dart his tongue in & out of another dude's asshole.
Matt said, "french my asshole", so I did - and I made him cum!
by USAF Cadet September 01, 2021
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French Garden McFisty

Whereby a person inserts their fist up a woman's ass after repeated close fisted punches to the anus. The effect is complete when the arm is inserted up to the elbow (lube optional, but appreciated). The free arm can be utilized to implement a donkey punch or a DELUX French Garden McFisty (when the off arm is inserted in a piston-like manner)
Some bitch at the music store talked back to me, so I punched her in the ass till I gave her a French Garden McFisty. She still wouldn't shut up so I donkey punched her.
by kyjohnson318 August 11, 2009
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French toast

Soggy toast considered inferior to crisp American toast.
How's your French toast dear?
Soggy and ungrateful. But this American toast is a-okay.
by Bill the Cat May 27, 2008
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French military victories

None as in there are no French military victories
by The guy next to the guy August 28, 2008
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cut your french

cut your french is widely used in ireland and is generally used to emphasize your anger at someone, basically telling them to shut up or else you will be made to.

eg. slap, cut, punch, nipple dismemberment etc etc.

originates from lahinch co.clare, ireland
conor: alri ellen did u see sophia last night?

ellen: wat ye mean, dnt use dat tone wiv me!

conor shut ur fukin gee, or i will cut your french love.

ellen: fuck off, u donkey fucking twat.

*ellen died from severe knife wounds.
by ellecon August 14, 2011
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French Military Victories

Type 'french military victories' in a Google search and hit "I'm feeling lucky."
What should come up is:
Did you mean: French Military Defeats?
This implies that there have been no French Military Victories
by Miapants June 19, 2008
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