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boss's day

A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?
Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?
by NewClear October 11, 2012
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Bonus Day

A day in a relationship where no *restrictions* apply.
The restrictions can be, but are not limited to, physical/emotional/verbal or multiple.

*Can also be used as Bonus with any part of the day*
eg. Bonus Night

NOTE:

Once a verbal agreement is made about a Bonus Day it cannot be taken back.
Firoza: I was so happy with Sid that i gave him six bonus days and six bonus nights
by UnavailabilityIsMyThing October 2, 2012
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Snow Day

A day when classes are canceled and all you do is stay home and do cocaine. Rick James loved snow days, but he was not enrolled in classes, so they occurred with greater frequency.

A secondary definition of snow day is when you stay home from school and see how many times you can masturbate in one day. You play god to the mites that live in the carpet, as you pepper them with inches of hot white semen.
I took a snow day today
Nice, so how much blow did you do?
Just say, it smells like Colombia.
by Devon McIntyer February 22, 2011
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Bloodless Day

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass
I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!
by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012
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pie day

a special day celebrated by dorks around the world on 3/14 because of the mathematical value of pi, or 3.14 (shortened).
Hey man, since it's Pie Day, why don't you make me a pie?!
by BELLALA July 31, 2012
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pi day

Everyone should eat pie on Pi day.
I eat pie on pi day.
by Primal Secret December 15, 2008
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Nudes day

On October 10th anyone you ask has to send nudes
by AquaticAnt October 10, 2020
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