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quantum-rhetorical homo

The stage in a relationship between two (or more) bros that surpasses the 'no homo' boundary; the highest mutually shared honor between bros. Achieving this level of camaraderie can be very difficult, as all included parties should come to an agreement on their post-no homo status and mutually adopt the quantum-rhetorical homo status.
John: If I were gay I'd suck Steve's dick.
Steve: I appreciate it bro.
Bystander: Sounds like you've hit quantum-rhetorical homo.
by kolahh March 3, 2018
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Ur Dogo homo

the most destructive insult in existence of the world. this insult hurts people in the place it hurts most, the heart.
this is worse than Ur mom gay, Ur dad lesbian, Ur granny tranny, Ur grandpap trap and Ur mom and dad gay together. you cannot use No u to deflect this.
Joe: Ur grandpap trap
Devan: Ur Dogo homo

Joe dies sun explodes Pluto becomes a planet
by URBAN_BOSS_!@#@! May 13, 2018
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Maintain Your Homeostasis

"Maintain Your Homeostasis" is one of many of Mr. Okezie's catch-phrases. It generally means to take four deep breaths, while taking your time of course, to the effect of reducing one's cortisol levels. He says this almost all the time....and it works.
Hey man, your messing up the vibe. It's a vibe....bruh. Maintain Your Homeostasis.
by phantomofthe0pera November 24, 2019
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bromo the homo

by kuzifu December 7, 2020
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Like a right Hobnob in the tea

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.
Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!
by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021
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Ur parents homo

A hypothetical insult so powerful that upon usage will create a seismic blast that collapses the fabric of reality and destroying the universe and maybe a few others
Bob: Ur parents homo
Rob: *gets reduced to scraps*
Bob: *explodes*
Universe: *gets wiped from existence*
by A Big Fat Failure. July 2, 2021
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omo the homo

ok omo the homo
by petes November 20, 2021
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