by the hairs on my balls

to just barely finish or complete a task

Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.

by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013

cum in my hair

A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.

Oh my god Mitchell, PLEASE CUM IN MY HAIR

by duccling January 3, 2020

salt and pepper hair

1. a hair that has a mixture of black and gray hair, usually men.

2. a description of such man.

1. George Clooney has salt and pepper hair.

2. George Clooney is salt and pepper.

by QGodfather February 20, 2010

Scumdog Million-hairs

A nickname for former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, who was impeached for attempting to accept bribes to fill Barack Obama's empty U.S. Senate seat. Originated on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" and is a play on the title of the movie "Slumdog Millionaire," which was popular at the same time as the Blagojevich scandal. The "Million-hairs" part of the name refers to the impressive amount of hair on Blagojevich's head.

Senate candidate: "I'd like to express interest in President-elect Obama's vacant senate seat. I feel that my qualifications are right for the job."
Blagojevich: "What? Tell it to my pants pockets! Let's see...I'll give you the seat if you give me $1 million in unmarked benjamins, get a hot dog named after me at The Wiener's Circle in Chicago, and brush my hair for an hour every morning for the next year."
Senate candidate: "Forget it, Scumdog Million-hairs, I do not bow to corruption!"
Blagojevich: "Really? Are you serious? You're a politician. Come on."
Senate candidate: "All right. Take out the hair-brushing part and we've got a deal."

by Nicholas D February 23, 2009

hair past a freckle

A way to reply to someone if they ask the time, though said person does not have a watch.

Stranger 1: What's the time?

Stranger 2: (Looks at his watchless wrist) Its a hair past a freckle.

by milo1000 July 22, 2011

ice cream hair

a hairstyle, favored by african american women, in which hair is swirled and varnished in a way that it resembles the swirl of a dairy-queen ice cream cone

That Tashiqua has got some serious ice cream hair.

by MSG November 9, 2006

Emo Hair Flip

A movement of the head; an attempt to get long hair/bangs out of one's face.

This motion is usually performed by emo teens, most often males.

Ivan's hair was so long that he had to do an emo hair flip just so he could see.

by liciastar September 6, 2005