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Harry Potter 

he's a wizard from the heccin harry potter series, how-
Hagrid- You're a Wizard Harry.
Harry Potter- *confused noises*
Harry Potter by epicbruh October 20, 2019

Harry Potters Vagina 

When someone thinks they are strong and smart, but are neither !!
Wow, he’s like Harry Potters Vagina !!

Harry Potter Syndrome 

It’s the military privilege of post war syndrome that make people think pictures move and past time is established.
Damn this Harry Potter syndrome my grandad that is dead keeps talking. I love him.

Harry-snewin 

a harry-snewin is the biggest player you will ever meet. recent studies have shown, he is the fucklord of all fucklords. he WILL talk to you while be talking to 6 other girls at the same time. he will make you so happy and you will fall in love but then his bestfriend will really tell you the truth
person 1: dude im so over harry-snewin, he was also talking to six other girls
person 2: OMG NO WAY!
Harry-snewin by imwearingaredjumper November 13, 2019

Harry Potter 

A book about a orphan who shoots lightning bolts with a stick that he bought of a guy who lives behind a pub. he goes to a school to learn how to use the stick but then a guy with no nose try's to kill him because he want's do be the king of everything. Harry Potter then gets himself killed so he can do a pro gamer move and respawn. Then in a big final battle he uses a different stick because a snake ate his last one to kill the nose-less guy and everyone is happy.
Parent: why don't you read Harry Potter?

Kid: because i'm busy playing FORTNTIE
Harry Potter by ItsurUncleLou November 19, 2019

Harry watts 

Its this one kid who once tried to fit as many penises in his mouthes at once
Oi look at that bender
Stay as far as possible from him its harry watts
Harry watts by Fit kid mgee November 25, 2019