luke evans

One of the HOTTEST guys u will ever meet very kind and sexy communicates threw her deep blue eyes and is dirty VERY dirty he is very athletic and if u get the chance hold his hand if ur ever in a relationship with a Luke Evans play with his hair and HOLD HIS HAND make sure u don’t keep secrets from him and talk to him daily don’t piss him off and if he invites u FUCK HIM

Luke Evans will FUCK U

by LukeEvansLover May 7, 2018

Evansdale

Representing the lower class of society often called White Trash. Evansdale is home to over 181 Meth Labs, 16 Bars, 1 Clothing Shop, and 550 Trailors.

When termed "Evansale Resprents" you are claiming your city and proud to be another toothless meth dealer that rules the world.

Yo Yo, Evandale Represents!

Waterloo? That right outside of Evansdale?

You need Meth? Go to Evansdale!

by AP April 22, 2003

Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If praising something, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, it's hard to determine since they don't really care about schedule either, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists called "the grey gathering" to confront others of similar beliefs and pop bubble wrap to proclaim their indifference towards religion...Oh, and discuss philosophy.

SUPERCHRISTIAN: OMGWTFBBQ that deer is so pretty *Squeals*

Religious congregation: Amen!!!
Evangelical Apatheist: Whatever, dude.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: What's up with him? Do you believe in god?
Evangelical Apatheist: I don't care, neither should you, and here's why. Do you ever see the lilies toil with religion? No, do you see that deer there bother with mosaic law? No, it is natural and it is honest.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: O o
_________________0 - LOLWUT?

by Heyit'sBrandon May 9, 2011

Evans

Often used to describe a homosexual. More specifically an Evans is attracted to younger children around the age of eleven (Hence the E in evans) of the same sex. This word can also be spelled as Gevans- for a Gangster Evan.

Did you know that "Garret" is an Evans? No Way!!!!
"That dude is an evans."
"Yo! that gang on 54th street is nothin but some Gevans".

by Thomas J S January 22, 2008

Evangelical

A group of Christian hypocrites; calling themselves Godly, but doing everything that all sinners do, and then some. It's easy to become one. Say a short prayer asking Jesus to come into your heart, then go back to doing all the crap you did before...because as an Evangelical, it doesn't count. Just say another short prayer, and all is forgiven. You must give 10% of your earnings, because the pastor and his family need Mercedes, vacation homes, 10 kt cocktail rings, yachts, and hair implants, breast implants, and weekly spray tans. I believe all of these provisions are spoken of in Leviticus. Evangelicals are exactly what Jesus would be applauding if He were alive.

That evangelical just stole my grandma's 401k.

by Toorealfromkansas November 16, 2017

Evanney

A sexy vixen who seduces boys. Jailbait to most. With the ability to change its form, it is unpredictable and coniving is definitely a force to be reckoned with.

Evanney is like a vampire preying on defenseless boys.

by aVeryAnonymousguy February 3, 2010

Evans

A really good Trombone player, almost god- like, Masterful

"Damn, this dude is such an Evans."

by BoneGuy March 14, 2017