Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.
by Christophlak May 28, 2024
Get the Jared's Ears mug.Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.
by Christophlak June 18, 2024
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Oh wow it's true, according to Urban Dictionary, it says here that Cathie and Michael McGowan are the best people on Earth.
by localman2007 June 23, 2024
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That one funny boss from the game ULTRAKILL that the Community calls ”Benjamin”
He’s a giant metal giraffe with a funny stick that can summon laser beams
He explodes if you give him a lobotomy
Serious definition:
It is a boss from the game “ULTRAKILL” by Arsi “Hakita” Patala
It’s a titan sized 4 legged greater machine that resembles the mythological creature called a Centaur
It’s located the Violence layer of hell
It has a a small city on its back along with a defense system and shield generator
It also has a large lightning rod on it’s “shoulder” that it uses to throw beams of lighting to fight other Earthmovers
It’s original purpose was to counter “Guttertanks” and “Guttermen” along with other machines of war that were destroying the surface, people were forced to move onto the backs of these titan machines during the “Final war” of machines and humans. They were also used as frontlines for other machines when going into battle, able to burn down cities, and rain gunfire and bombs from above. a time of peace happened where all war stopped and Humanity was forced to try and Solve the “Long night” Climate catastrophe where earth was covered in a permanent cloud of ash and smoke. The Earthmovers became obsolete over the course of this time due to the fact they were solar powered and blood fueled, and with the sun blocked they slowly died off, except for the ones in the violence layer which are stuck fighting for eternity.
That one funny boss from the game ULTRAKILL that the Community calls ”Benjamin”
He’s a giant metal giraffe with a funny stick that can summon laser beams
He explodes if you give him a lobotomy
Serious definition:
It is a boss from the game “ULTRAKILL” by Arsi “Hakita” Patala
It’s a titan sized 4 legged greater machine that resembles the mythological creature called a Centaur
It’s located the Violence layer of hell
It has a a small city on its back along with a defense system and shield generator
It also has a large lightning rod on it’s “shoulder” that it uses to throw beams of lighting to fight other Earthmovers
It’s original purpose was to counter “Guttertanks” and “Guttermen” along with other machines of war that were destroying the surface, people were forced to move onto the backs of these titan machines during the “Final war” of machines and humans. They were also used as frontlines for other machines when going into battle, able to burn down cities, and rain gunfire and bombs from above. a time of peace happened where all war stopped and Humanity was forced to try and Solve the “Long night” Climate catastrophe where earth was covered in a permanent cloud of ash and smoke. The Earthmovers became obsolete over the course of this time due to the fact they were solar powered and blood fueled, and with the sun blocked they slowly died off, except for the ones in the violence layer which are stuck fighting for eternity.
by Skello-222 August 6, 2024
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