Painkiller drunk 

When you take painkillers, in relatively large doses and feel 'Drunk' as a result.

Man, I was up all night with a head ache, now I'm Tired High and Painkiller Drunk

Painkiller drunk by hoffasaurusx March 17, 2009

Kellerman Drunk 

When you drink 2-3 beers and get blackout, fall down drunk. Later you are taken home and deposited on the couch. When you wake up the next day, you falsely claim that you were roofied. Also, you were supposed to be the designated driver.

I'm just having a few beers tonight, but I'm gonna get "Kellerman drunk. "

Kellerman Drunk by boston_shua October 5, 2016

Cum Drunk 

My personal story: I'm going to refer to him as Master and me as slave. Master always picks slave up at the location they first met. Master takes me back to his place and allows me play. During said playtime...I may or may not have drank the juices right from him. I had things to do that day but when he dropped me off, I got in my car and made it to to the bank across from the store that he picked me up from. I still had to do some shopping, after my banking I drove right away and forgot about my shopping. I live 30 minutes away from my Master and I don't even remember the drive there. I do know that I missed my exit and when I realized where I was I had to reroute back to home. I told him later what happened and he said I was cum drunk. I've never had that happen before. Just a slave here saying that it really is a thing.

Did you find your way home or are you still cum drunk?

Cum Drunk by Master's Slave December 12, 2021

Forty Dollars Drunk 

The point of intoxication at which a strictly heterosexual person may go so far as to produce and offer a great sum of money (forty dollars) to a sober, heterosexual friend of the same sex in exchange for sexual favours.

It should be noted that while sober, this offer would never be made under any circumstances, and is absolutely undesired by the sober friend, in order to meet the truest sense of the meaning.

Drunk Friend (holding two twenties): "Hey, man, I will give you this forty dollars if you suck my cock."
Sober Friend: "Man, you must be forty dollars drunk. And no."

Forty Dollars Drunk by ZeroTheFool December 23, 2009

cum drunk 

when a guy/girl consumes a large, almost insane amount of cum and feels the effects of being impaired

Mike Southwood drank so much cum and when he put that 5th cock in his mouth, he was so cum drunk, he almost passed out.

cum drunk by jaybodahobo February 9, 2004

j4l drunk 

when you get so drunk that you get with a 400-pound beast, it's like wearing 3 beer goggles

dude, i got j4l drunk last night and woke up next to UIUCfalkster this morning

j4l drunk by emperor rice xx December 18, 2004

nap drunk 

The inability to perform tasks or carry on coherent conversations after waking up from a nap

After sleeping the afternoon away, Holly was too nap drunk to do her homework.

nap drunk by DixieAQHA February 18, 2009