cum shot to the eye

when a human being spunks in someones eye usually unexpectedly, causing severe loss of sight

jenni cuatro took a cum shot to the eye

by master.oogwey69420 July 29, 2020

Cum Cumbler

When a man is so desperate to cum on or in you at any time, even if your family member just passed away he just wants to be a cum cumbler and cum. He has no heart, his heart is in his cock.

"Oh my god, my cat just died I was crying but he wanted to cum all over me being a cum cumbler."

by MichelleISaB0SS June 5, 2020

Cum Twinkle

A person with the average intelligence lower than one of a sperm’s.

“Now listen here you little cum twinkle”

by Gaybuttsex September 24, 2020

cum dangler

when you're peeing the next day and a wad of cum slides out and dangles from your vagina

I knew it was a big load, but I wasn't expecting a 5-inch cum dangler.

by hb1020 September 28, 2020

Cum gut

When you think you have covid but really your gut is full of cum

Hey Chris did you hear Sally may have covid?

Chris- " naaa i think it is really cum gut"!

by Sweet T nasty January 12, 2021

Cum Needle

Where you get your cum and you stick the needle up your fucking cock, and you pump it so it makes you cum, then once the needle is full of cum, you inject it into your bloodstream

Person 1: Fam wtf are you doing you daft cunt
Person 2: In doing the cum needle
Person 1: Oi, sick let me join in

by Wmffre March 1, 2021

cum hangout

When you and your bros hangout in either a house or on piece of furniture that has been nutted or squirted on a lot.

I like going over to their house, but it’s a real cum hangout. Everyone busts up in there

I need to get rid of my couch. It’s turned into a real cum hangout. Andrew fucked some nasty hoe on it again.

-Dembsqué

by Christoff March 6, 2021