London Creative

Self-titled creatives that roam the streets of London, fueled by overpriced iced oat milk lattes and a vague sense of purpose. Often seen waving their hands and using words like ‘visceral’ and ‘transcendent’ in front of artwork and chainsmoking outside an underground artist’s show (don’t bother asking, you probablly wouldn’t know them).

‘So then he told me he has an invisible exhibition. It’s got no venue, no artwork… just a vibe?’

‘Oh my god, I’m so sick of these LONDON CREATIVES’

by wehatefuckboys February 23, 2025

Closet Cheater

Someone who cheats, but is too much of a pussy to do it obviously. They'll attempt to look legitimate, usually in avoidance of a ban. When accused, it's highly common that these guys will throw swears and slurs at you.

LegitPlayer01: Hey, your top player is a closet cheater.
N0TACHEATER: FUCK YOU MAN YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT WHORE

by WMGXX March 25, 2025

Steveland Creamer

Farting a load into your morning coffee after receptive anal sex

John: Get a load of Steve, he’s already turning a profit on deadlines for next quarter!
James: I could use a cup of whatever coffee he’s having…
John: I heard he takes it with Steveland Creamer in the bathroom before work

by lmnopxyz April 23, 2025

Football Creationist

Noun: Person who believes that Football in England was created in 1992 when their God (Alex Ferguson) invented the sport exactly as it was described in their holy book (Football for dummies) and did not exist before. Will often voice such opinions vehemently and refute any proof to the contrary.

Don't talk to that melt, he thinks football started in 1992, those football creationists are mental in the head.

by Dontbebitter April 29, 2025

Mint Crate

A package of adderall or another study aid amphetamine. Named because of the trend of hiding the pills in altoid containers for sale.

“Yo John did you get the mint crate I left in your desk?”

“Yeah thanks, it’s gonna save my ass studying this week.”

by BrianFromFamikyGuy May 7, 2025

Grease Crease

Synonym for "Butt Crack."

That last fart was a little suspect. I need to go give my grease crease a maintenance wipe.

by Crusty Blumpkin June 13, 2025

Nocturnal Creative Process

The bizzare phenomena in which a person's mind becomes more explorative, creative, or thoughtful at night, ultimately leading to an increased amount of productivity not observed during daylight hours.

I was tapped in to my nocturnal creative process.

by bleedoutlay August 9, 2025