Ice Cream Dispenser

Taking a shit while jerking off.

"Sometimes when I'm in a hurry at work, I go for a quick ice cream dispenser."

by Goodgoshposh December 8, 2014

Putting cream in the Coffee

The act of a white male having vaginal sex with and black female.

Yeah last night me and Shantay went at it putting cream in the coffee.

by Wellwrittenporn November 20, 2016

maple cream cookie

A woman who gets a Cream-Pie from a Canadian male

I went up to Canada and totally got a Maple Cream Cookie . I had to take a Plan B the next day...

by Bfreeky December 1, 2016

cream filled bus

When you jizz in her bum so much she start leaking

"To dude I just gave Stacy's mom a cream filled bus!!"
"Dude sick did she have it going on?"
"Ya dude but she look like you could pitch a tent in there so she stared leakin like a faucet"

by Swaggle McDagnasty January 29, 2016

Australian Monkey Cream

The act of putting a turd in each of your armpits and squishing them down.

I ran out of deodorant so I used some Australian Monkey Cream.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

Neapolitan Ice Cream

When you ejaculate, cough up blood and shit at the same time

Guy 1: bro I just had some Neapolitan ice cream

Guy 2: gross

by kill m3 June 26, 2019

Babies ice cream

When you're about to cum on your girls face, you throw a water balloon of cum at her face making her look like the little babies ice cream guy in the commercial.

Guy and girl: *having sex*
Guy: I'm about to cum!!!
Girl: On my face!
Guy: *throws balloon of cum* "Little Babies Ice Cream"

by The East is Red November 20, 2019