Catching the crazy turkey

Catching the crazy turkey is a sexual act, usually done during the Cow Girl position, where in both the male and female flap their arms without rhythm and gobble savagely.

Michael and Lindsay received complaints from their neighbors because they spent the night catching the crazy turkey.

by Flynt Cole December 13, 2014

That crazy man

A crazy man is a person in his life that get uderly rejected by girls and wishes to go out with one and never be able to because he's always thinks he's right

That crazy man I would not want to be a Crazy man because he gets uderly rejected

by That crazy man October 19, 2016

Crazy

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats make me go crazy.

by I was crazy once June 12, 2023

stir-bat crazy

A portmanteau, crazy word describing a middle state between stir crazy (distraught from confinement) and bat-sh*t crazy (complete state of insanity). This is most commonly used past the hours of midnight. The term was coined in the 2020 pandemic.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.

It is gremlin hours and I am going stir-bat crazy.

I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!

by Sweet suite 349 November 25, 2020

horse crazy

A chick (or dude) who likes to fornicate with horses.

"Man Janette sure is horse crazy!"
"Dan is really into women who are horse crazy"

by TheGreatBambino22 November 14, 2017

Crazy tax

When your girl is crazy and you have to drop money on bullshit that’s not needed.

You got 1 page of a book wet she just got, so now it’s obviously ruined, so you need to buy a new 50$ cook book. That is a crazy tax.

by HahaLOLgeez May 25, 2020

Crazy Poo

when you poop so big and beautiful ur booty gets 10x bigger permantently (forever) and you lose all the weight on your body. This poop is usually a very vivid beautiful brown color and is so smelly (stinky) it makes you lose your sense of smell. If you taste it, (reccomended but not nesessary) it will also make you lose your sense of taste. If you look at it too long, you will go blind. If you want tips on how to acheive a Crazy Poo, go to howtocrazypoo.com for more details.

"Guess what man, I just Crazy Pooed! don't go in the bathroom for awhile, don't want you to lose your sense of smell!"

"I just had a Crazy Poo!"

by GayManSal November 18, 2021