child

edible

Ben: i ate a child

by fruit_loops May 3, 2021

Your child

You are not doing it for your child.

Hym "It was happening before your child got involved. You were doing this to me before that. And OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS ARE DEAD because you aren't doing this for you kids. You think you are better than me. You are trying to impose that on me... BUT ONLY IF... Everyone around you pretends that I'm not creator of AI or that AI is trivial or if everyone pretends that you're not a retard. And as soon as I get my money for doing just that you turn into pillars of sand."

A retard "I'm just defending my child! I'm defending kids!"

Hym "You're not. You weren't defending your kids while I was standing I line behind them with a knife in my pocket. This is you doing something to me because (explicitly) you think you are better than someone you are not better than. You are shit. Your kids are shit. Shit like this is the reason I'm not looking for missing kids right now. And GUESS WHO ELSE is not doing that. So, how does doing this do more to protect kids than actually looking for kids that are actively missing and how does obstructing my ability to do anything other than remedial labor and/or child murder do anything to keep me from murdering kids? It doesn't."

A retard "Well I'm to incompetent for that but I want to feel superior to you and I'm doing this."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

Perfect child

Usually a person named Seren

She is just simply the best

1- my child’s name is Seren. She is a perfect child

2- wow you are so lucky to have her.

3- I wish I had a child like Seren.

4- she is so perfect

by Perfectly crafted child August 11, 2021

smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024

Astral child

A child that is born from a human as a spirit, due to them breeding with one.

(e.g. 'A god and human had an astral child together and he was raised by his divine parent in the godly realm').

by Diana Lucius DeCollis January 5, 2025

Natural child

Male version of love child

They had a natural child

by 459395 April 23, 2023

Break a childs back day

Break a childs back day is when you walk up to anyone between 3-17 and break their back, It is celebrated on June 3rd.

"Hello child!"
"Hi...?"
*breaks back* "Haha! It's break a childs back day!"
"AAHH!"

by RUSAMEBOOSAILICE September 9, 2022