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Cheese-Tastic 

When a guy is making a sandwich for his lady friend(which rarely happens) and he has no cheese for the sandwich. What he does at this point is ejaculate onto the bread, using his"jizz" as cheese.
Guy:"Honey this is a once in a life time opportunity, I'm making you a sandwich, what do you want on it?"

Girl:"I don't care babe but I want it to be CHEESE-TASTIC!"
Cheese-Tastic by DBigshot November 25, 2010

Cheese Teeth 

A condition wherein an individual forgets or neglects to clean the cheese out from between their teeth after a meal. CT can also be used as a nickname for a person with the condition.
Jim: Knock it off Cheese Teeth.
Ben:Wow, Great Insult.

Jim: No I'm serious, you have cheese between all of your teeth.
Ben: Whatever, I was just eating some Kraft Singles
Cheese Teeth by dangerzone116 December 17, 2011

Cheese and Grapes

The food of the gods. Zeus famously murdered his own father, Kronos, over a plate of cheese and grapes.
Thank the lord for cheese and grapes.

cheese orgy 

A group of people that take blocks of cheese (preferrably cheddar) and shove it up their vaginas while smoking weed
Jen: Last night was so much fun

Mia: yea that "Cheese Orgy " was dope as a chimps dick!
cheese orgy by Ivona Jizzinyou February 17, 2014

cheese gobbler 

When people named kevin eat cheese out of rotted asshole and then brag about it to there co-workers
cheese gobbler by FuckyourFace April 3, 2015

Cheese Hammock

Pulling out of a girl with a strand of juices or cheese leavings.
Last night I finished in my girlfriend, and I had a cheese hammock.